This web site is coming to you from the future, a shining future, a future of great… shininess. In this future, humanity has defended itself against invincible, merciless, hungry aliens whose favorite snack is human hamburger, also known as Quixle. How did we do it? Did we nuke them from orbit? Zap them with cattle prods? Of course not.
We used the most formidable weaponry available to any civilization. We talked to them.
Snargleplexon the home planet of these voracious, hyper-intelligent aliens, known as Snargleplexonians. The articles you find here are dedicated to vegan education and humor. Expanded versions of them appear in a book I’m tentatively calling How to Talk Your Way Out of Being Eaten by Omnivorous Space Aliens in 30 Seconds or Less.
You can reach this site via both snargleplexon.com and spacevegans.com.