Omnivores and Cockroaches
If we really are omnivores, then this is an even stronger argument in favor of eating only plants. We can thrive on them. We don’t need meat. We are omnivores.
Vegans are omnivores. People who eat meat are omnivores. Maybe you eat cows and chickens. Maybe she eats only plants. Our culinary behavior does not change our biological capability to digest darn near anything we cram in our hinged, grinding little mouths.
It is important to press the issue that vegans are omnivores, too. Too often in the world of vegan discussions do people say things like, “My omni friend said…” I don’t know about you, but I’m reluctant to stop “being an omnivore” and start “being a vegan.” No offense to sissies, but it makes me sound like a sissy.
To even hint that you are no longer an omnivore makes it sound like you’ve given up an innate aspect of your humanity. To give up being an omnivore, if such a thing were possible, sounds like giving up your nature, doesn’t it? You’re less than human, then. You’ve resigned from your birthright as an Eater of All Things. Therefore, you’re less likely to survive in situations where eating disgusting things is necessary. If you’re less likely to survive, who the heck wants to be you, mimic you, or even produce children with you?
Vegans are not giving up omnivore status, if such a thing were even possible. Omnivore is something we are. Veganism is something we do.
You now have a solid reply when someone says, “Sorry, I couldn’t be a vegan. I’m a hard core omnivore.”
“I’m an omnivore too.”
“Huh? You don’t eat meat.”
“Can-eat-anything does not mean must-eat-meat.” Or, to put it my favorite way, “Omnivore does not mean we must eat meat any more than it means we must eat cockroaches.”