What good is thinking about compassion if you don’t get some humor out of it?  Here are some one-liners, quips and random silly observations of mine.  I have tweeted most of these, and they are scattered throughout the book.

• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the vegan.
• What do you call bite-sized sausage snacks? Feces Pieces.
• What is female, has four legs, moos, eats grass and provides milk suitable for humans? Nothing.
• Someone should stuff a hot veggie burger and some fries in a bag and sell it as a Happier Meal.
• Vegan girls won’t fish, even for compliments.
• Eating hot dogs is just one factory away from giving a rim job to a corpse.
• How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to convince people it really is that easy.
• You “didn’t claw your way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables?” True. You don’t even have claws. Go eat a banana.
• Humans are among the worst animals as hunters. Real hunters do it naked, hungry and weaponless.