Unlike humans, true meat-eating animals need neither cook away salmonella and E. coli nor sterilize their cutting tools. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) February 12, 2012
What you eat is a “personal choice” until you impose that choice on others by eating them, their milk and their eggs. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) February 10, 2012
We are born affectionate and loving. Beware anyone who tries to convince you to stop caring about another living being. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) January 29, 2012
Just because you crave something doesn’t mean there’s a deep biological need going unfulfilled. Example: I “crave” cupcakes. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) January 25, 2012
We have predator teeth?Really?Lions don’t need steak knives, braces or dentures. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) January 18, 2012
We can cite every supposed deep thinker in the universe, but when we kill innocent beings for taste, we’re idiots. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) January 6, 2012
We are not required to eat meat to thrive. “I eat what I kill” justifies exactly as much as saying, “I spend what I steal.” — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) December 20, 2011
Every meal you eat without animal products is a positive change you’ve made in the world. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) November 30, 2011
Life is too short to be an asshole to animals by eating them. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) October 26, 2011
Everyone who uses the “plants feel pain, too!” argument needs to go down to their grocery and shout it in the vegetable aisle. — Jason Dunn (@Veganism) February 14, 2012
Still trying to find these in my tweet history and convert them to the fancy new embedded style: Knock knock! “Who’s there?” A chicken! “A chicken who?” A chicken who is so glad you stopped calling her an “it.” What do you call bite-sized sausage snacks? Feces Pieces. Someone should stuff a hot veggie burger and some fries in a bag and sell it as a Happier Meal. Eating hot dogs is just one factory away from giving a rim job to a corpse. You “didn’t claw your way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables?” True. You don’t even have claws. Go eat a banana.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the vegan.TweetTweetWhat is female, has four legs, moos, eats grass and provides milk suitable for humans? Nothing.TweetTweetVegan girls won’t fish, even for compliments.TweetTweetHow many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to convince people it really is that easy.TweetTweetHumans are among the worst animals as hunters. Real hunters do it naked, hungry and weaponless.
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